Advisory · Holdings · Management · Whatever Comes Up

Big League. Bli Ayin Hara.

BALLER Consulting synergizes the three pillars of heimish industry: post-acute care, behavioral health, and money by Maariv. We bring decades of combined experience, most of it from the last four years.

Presence Lakewood Monsey Five Towns Boro Park Cleveland (a facility, not an office)
Practice Areas

The Three Pillars.

Diversification is for people who are unsure. We are sure, three times.

Post-Acute Care

The asset class that made the asset class

Every one of our partners is a partner in a facility in Ohio. Several are partners in the same facility, which none of them realized until a recent vort. To be clear: we do not operate the buildings. We sit on them.

  • Census optimization
  • Sale-leaseback of the sale-leaseback
  • Regional strategy (buying the building next door)
  • A guy in Albany

Behavioral Health

The fastest-growing practice area at every kiddush

Our partners discovered behavioral health roughly eleven minutes after nursing homes peaked. We advise on clinic roll-ups, multi-state expansion, and which brother-in-law gets operations. The clinicians handle the clinical side. We stay in our lane. The lane is EBITDA.

  • Roll-up strategy
  • Payer-mix whiteboarding
  • Naming the holding company
  • Finding a CEO (a nephew)

Merchant Cash Advance

Money by Maariv

Approvals by Mincha. Funding by Maariv. Renewals, we will call you. We advance cash to businesses that advance cash, a structure our Chief Compliance Officer has described, in writing, as "fine." Factor rates quoted upon eye contact.

  • Same-day funding
  • Factor rates that respect you
  • Stacking analysis (how high)
  • Default workout (a sit-down)
By the Numbers

Scale, However You Measure It.

14
LLCs, one desk
100%
of deals closed at a simcha
0
business plans written to date
4
mechutanim on the board

Also pictured periodically: the firm vehicle. A Genesis. Leased. Black. There is no second car.

Our Approach

A Proven Process. Proven Where, We Couldn't Tell You.

Four phases. No documents. The methodology has been refined over generations and written down over never.

Phase 01

The Shmooze

Every engagement begins where all capital formation begins: near the herring. Preliminary diligence is conducted by asking who your father is.

Phase 02

The Sit-Down

A structured working session, defined as two chairs. Minutes are not taken. Everything is remembered anyway, forever.

Phase 03

The Structure

A Delaware LLC, a facility in Ohio, and a heter iska in a drawer in Monsey. Org charts available as a napkin.

Phase 04

The Exit

A bigger macher buys you out. This is the plan. There is no other plan. There has never needed to be another plan.

Leadership

The Partners.

Each partner brings a unique perspective, a shared last name with at least one other partner, and significant exposure to Ohio.

Shloimy W.

Managing Partner

Joined the firm after a successful exit (his father-in-law bought him out). Oversees firm strategy, firm vision, and the firm's parking situation.

Yanky G.

Partner, Strategy

Has been "in the middle of a deal" since 2019. The deal is going very well. He cannot say more, and he says it often.

Duvid "Dave" F.

Partner, Capital Markets

Maintains the firm's relationships with banks, non-banks, and his daf yomi chabura, in that order of liquidity.

Mendy B.

Chief Compliance Officer

A cousin who is technically a lawyer. Reviews every transaction thoroughly, shortly after it closes.

They told me to pivot to ABA. I was already in ABA. Worth every basis point.
Operator of 6 to 40 facilities, depending who's asking
Engage the Firm

Let's Be In Touch.

Reach out today. Or simply stand near our table at the next dinner. We will find you. We always find you.

Schedule a Sit-Down
An Actual Disclosure

The Firm Is a Joke.
This Part Is Not.

BALLER Consulting does not exist. The person who built this page does, and this is what he builds for a living. If this site made you laugh, imagine what it could do for a business you actually own.

  • Marketing that brings in real customers (Google, Meta, landing pages like this one)
  • Automation that follows up faster than a partner at a kiddush
  • AI working inside your business: intake, scheduling, reporting, the works

Goes to one real human. No newsletter, no list, no nudnik sequence.

Prefer the traditional channel? A partner can still approach you at a kiddush. You will know him by the handshake.